Anjali's DAD :: 3. Dreams are Shocking

Anjali : "Hi"
Dad : "Hi, Long time, No see."
Anjali : "Yea, you were busy. You were with some girl yesterday, you didn't hear me calling you."
Dad : "Must be your mom."
Anjali : "No, If she is, Why would I say some girl ?"
Dad : "You know your mom?"
Anjali : "When you dream about mom, She comes here, We talk a lot."
Dad : "So, have you told her about me being with some other girl"
Dad is sweating.
Anjali : "Why are you so tensed?"
Dad : "Nothing. So you meet your mom everyday ?"
Sweating heavily.
Anjali : "Wait, Wait, Something is wrong isn't it? I've no problem, I'll tell to mom that you were with another girl."
Dad [Screamed]: "No,No."
Anjali : "Huh, Then what's your problem ?... And How can I meet mom everyday when you don't dream about her everyday."
Dad [Puzzled]: "Mom knows this?"
Anjali : "No, She doesn't. I know 'coz I'm always here."
Dad : "Ok, Don't tell her, She'll cry."
Anjali : "Ok, I won't."
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Silence
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Anjali : "Why are you so silent? Thinking,eh?"
Dad : "No, Yea Yes, about your mom's birthday."
Anjali : "That's good. You know I cut a cake everyday."
Dad : "What?"
Anjali : "I don't know when is my birthday, So everyday is my Birthday. Yesterday Jesus came with a present."
Dad : "Really, What was it? How long did he stay with you?"
Anjali : "He gave me a Rainbow. He didn't stay for long, He was in hurry."
Dad : "Hurry?"
Anjali : "Yes, He said that he didn't take permission of god, So he had to sneak out."
Dad : "??? !!!"
Anjali : "Yes, God is very strict."
Dad : "Oh, Whom else do you get to meet?"
Anjali : "Anyone, God, Devil, Adam, Eve."
Dad : "Excuse me, Where do you live?"
Anjali : "In your dreams, Lollywood."
Dad : "Huh, But I don't remember 'em."
Anjali : "Yea, you've got amnesia like Bourne, Nicky told me that."
Dad [Startled]: "Nicky ? Nicky parsons? What is she doing here?"
Anjali : "You should tell me. You did YUCK her."
Dad : "OMG !!"
Anjali : "What's so outrageous? This is your Dream World, Anyone can come and Anything can happen, you told me this."
Dad [Losing his mind] : "Daughter, I'm having such a severe headache, I'm leaving now."
Anjali : "Yea, Nicky told me that you and bourne are prone to headaches."
Dad [Very uncomfortable] : 'Huh?"
Dad : "Ok,Bye. Good night"
Anjali : "Bye dad."