I Hate Vijay

Once Varun asked me "How does it feel when you are drunk?"
I came with a simple answer immediately, "Whatever you may talk, Good/Bad, Truth/~Truth, All you do is Exaggerate. Instead of calling one simply "a friend/a lover", You end up with a shakesphere like "You are five senses and five elements." And here Degree of friendship is not questioned. If you're trying to fuck someone you'll make it the worst unforgettable day for him/her."

Varun was actually writing a story in which one character is a drunkard. So, He wanted to know by himself. But I was always there to help him and I did. And the converstion went to bring up some more things.

There is better than Drinking. What you do is..
Get up early in the morning, Do little exercise,
Have a warm shower, Eat nice breakfast,
Drench your soul with Hot n Happening News
AND
Go to a 7:30 Class, A/C Classroom is recommended.

Now you'll know what is Uncontrollable. Your senses may not stop you when you are seeing or hearing or talking BAD, but this time they'll.
You can't stop your eyes and ears protecting you from BAD, Yea, Here BAD is listening to classes. Classes are to sleep, If you can't sleep hypnotize yourself but Sleep.

Here is an interesting Scene.

It was a Friday, So we went out for dinner on foot. We ate good and everyone of Jayanth, Gautam and I were very lazy to move our asses. So, We thought how would it be If some bakra would come to pick us up, Better if he's got a Bike. There's nothing to think, The one and only one who's clearly visible to naked eyes was/is Vijay.R. We immediately called him up,

"Hey Vijay, You got bike with you now ?"
"Yea, Yes."
"Gautam is drunk, Come help us." [Gautam never touches daaru, He hates it]
"Ha ? You booz without me !! WTF !! Wait, I'm coming." [I'll Kick y'll.]

We started walking towards our hostels and our luck was showering flowers on us. When Vijay came we were in a dark place, So he could not make out if Gautam was really drunk, but I could see a wicked smile on Gautam's face which he can't wipe off. So, Vijay dropped Gautam, and Gautam told him that this is all made up. Vijay lost his mind and didn't reply for some hours.

At last, he came up with this, "Wat loser, you people could've asked me for a lift. Why to use such Cheap tricks." !! Darling, we were using Cheat Tricks, We wanted to fool you. Seriously, it's not me, blame J.B.

I don't know if Vijay was waiting for a Revenge, But he did take.

Again on Sunday, We usually eat in our hostel mess. But Vijay,

"We'll go to GIH."

GIH is 7-8 kms away from Campus of IIT, So I thought It would be a good idea, Let's breath some fresh air. And hopefully, this place would be secluded from those same faces of IIT. So, What, Let's Go, Speed Up. Vrooooom.

I had no plans to get drunk, but Vijay had. He started with Smirn-Off c/t, which we both didn't like because of its softness and performance. We turned to our lucky brand which never failed us, R.C. Vijay was slow, but I was not feeling good, So I didn't take time to drink, To lift spirits up, It's time for Bottoms UP, in a Row. That has got a history of adverse effects on me. After that I didn't remember what happened.

After a while I saw myself sitting on the road with our Bike parked in the middle of the Road. It was raining, No it was pouring. And We were pouring Beer into our souls. Bender bending our backs !! Then I blacked out, Where was I ?, I'm in my room with fresh clothes on me but stinking air. How did we do 7 kms, Who drove and How he drove is still a mystery. But Everyone can easily make out that Vijay almost killed me, I hate him.

I wish I could give you some more details.

But sorry, We don't Drink. :P