Anjali's DAD :: 4. Oh my God !!

Dad : "Hi Baby"
Anjali : "Hey Hi !! Wassup Dude?"
Dad : "Everything is gr8 here, What r u doin?"
Anjali : "Just Chatting with God"
Dad : "Really ? Can I ? Plz give his ID"
Anjali : "He uses godmail,Use my id, anjali.heaven@godmail.com iaminhell"
Dad : "K."
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Anjali : "Hey God !! I'm Raj, Anjali's Father"
God : "Nice to meet you, I'm Jeez"
Anjali : "I just had to say Hi"
God : "Really, How Sweet !! People usually don't talk to me just to say Hi"
Anjali : "Ya, I know. So wassup man?"
God : "Everything's hot here, Heaven is so humid."
Anjali : "Don't you have A/C there?"
God : "We really can't afford that, They are so many people now here."
Anjali : "I thought there would be less in Heaven"
God : "Most of 'em are of Hell, But We cudn't accomodate all of 'em thr, We are building another Hall, when it's o'er I can breathe."
Anjali : "Why don u cum down to earth, We've got lot of place."
God : "Oh No !! Thr's Transportation problem. Lot of Traffic. When all are dead on earth I can come."
Anjali : "That would never happen, Right?"
God : "Why not? Dad is planning something bigger than Tsunami. Oops !! It slipped off. Plz forget."
Anjali : "Oh my God !!"
God : "You took my name. Yes."
Anjali : "Ok, What r u doin' now ?"
God : "Just looking for some good movies on imdb."
Anjali : "You watch movies? What's the last one?"
God : "Bourne Ultimatum. I liked it. I've got a story to continue it."
Anjali : "You got a sequel for Ultimatum. God is writing a story !! WOW !! I wud like to hear it, Plzzz" [Batting Eyelashes]
God [A bit of Shy] : "Ahem !! It's like this. You know that It's very difficult almost impossible to catch Bourne."
Anjali : "Yea,Yea"
God : "So,Now we'll send someone impeccable who never tasted defeat to catch Bourne."
Anjali [With lot of Interest] : "Yeaa !! Who ?"
God : "Bond. James Bond."
Anjali [Drawing eyebrows closer] : "Oh !!"
God : "So, as Bond is a girl freak, He wud **** Nicky and Pam Landy to know about Bourne, But when he reaches Bourne he comes to know that
He's a gud guy. So, Bond joins Bourne. Now it's "Bond of Bourne&Bond" "
Anjali [To himself] : Shit !!!
God : "How did you like it? Would it win Oscars?"
Anjali : "Yea YEAHHH"
God : "How many? All of 'em,Right. I knw. Hey plz tell this story to Matt. I heard that You write movie scripts." :P
Anjali : "Yep,Sure."
God : "Ok, Plz gimme your ID, I'll be in touch. I badly want my name on E! credits."
Anjali [:-o]: "I don't have a godmail acc. Would u plz send me an invitation?"
God : "Oh,Sorry,We ain't signing up new users, Google ate up all space,So we don've any now."
Anjali : "Then you join gmail !!" To himself : [Oh-OH !! Holy Shit !!]
God : "Oh yes !! This didn't strike ma mind,Cool. What's your id ?"
Anjali : "rajivs.iitkgp@gmail.com"
God : "Oh No !!"
Anjali : "What?"
God : "Dad's here, I shud go now. He'll kill me. Bubye,tc."
Anjali : "Yea."
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Dad : "Hey Anju"
Anjali : "Yes Dad"
Dad : "Why did he run ?"
Anjali : "God doesn't allow Jeez to be on net, He thinks it'll spoil him as Jeez is the only creation which is still pure, untouched by devil."
Dad : "God thinks he is so !!! Oh !! But he is sneaking out and He lies."
Anjali : "Everyone does, Do u believe that God built this world in 7 days !! U must be Kidding."
Dad : "HUH !!"
Anjali : "Wassup Dad, You look so tired."
Dad : "Ya Baby. Your mom is better than God."
Anjali : "Hey !! He's Jeez, You wud not be here if it was God."
Mom : "Someone took my name,ha? What were you saying?"
Dad is now scared to death. He's sighing to Anjali
Dad [whispering to Anjali] : "She's here. Y didn't you tell me?"
Anjali [Shouting] : "Daddy, I can't hear you."
Dad : "OO !! I'm very tired, I wanna sleep, Bubye, gn."
Logged Off
Anjali : :D
Mom : :D

Now, You know who was GOD !!