Anjali's DAD :: 1. My Dad and The YEAH !!

Hi, I’m Anjali.
If you ask me “So What?” I would just answer “I’m not”
Well I know that you didn’t get me. What I mean is I’m not like you people. This is not me saying this but my father. When I asked him why, he said,
“You are not yet born I mean you are not on earth, You live in my dreams.”
“Why am I not on earth.”
“See Daughter, I should get married to get you on earth”
“Why are you not married?”
“On earth people should have some minimum age to get married. They should settle”
“Ok then go and settle”
“I’m through it”

Huh, so people now you know my story. I’ve met my father when he was fifteen years old and now he is twenty years old. But I’m always around five or six years old. Each time I ask I get the same answer, he changes his age but doesn’t allow me. This is Unfair.

“Ok Daddy, Where’s is Mom ?”
“I’m your everything Daughter”
Did you hear him, He said that. Well all the time he tells me about his love, how he met a girl in school and how did he propose and all that. But when I ask her name, he doesn’t tell me though he tells my name to everyone.

“Ok, Daddy what ever I ask you the answer I get is “I can’t tell you that now” What is that we can talk?”
“I can tell you about you, how you look, what you do, how sweet you are like that.”
He wants to tell me about me. As I’ve got no source like mirror to look at myself, I should know through this air head.
“Well Daddy, how do you look like ?”
“I can’t tell you that now.”
You heard that. I feel like f, ok. Gulp, Gulp, You can’t scold your own father.
“How do you I look like, Dad?”
“You are the most beautiful and the sweetest ever”
Oh, that was sweet. I’m blushing,
I said “Yeah…”
He Said “Yeah…”
I said “Yeah…”
He said “Yeah…”
Didn’t he get me. I’m asking him to continue his description on how I look.
I said “Yeah…”
He said “Yeah…”
Oh shit. What is he doing, Is this dream tape stuck somewhere or am I hearing myself.
“Daddy?”
“Yeah”
“Can you hear me?”
“Yeah”
“Ok, It’s good.”
“Yeah”
Wait wait, Am I on hold.
“Daddy, Can you speak any other word other than Yeah ?”
“Yeah”
“It’s good, then speak”
“Yeah”
Oh my goodness.
“Daddy, Do you know my name?”
“Yeah”
Where is my shoe? I should slap my face. I’m one inch far from crying now.
“Daddy, what is my name?”
“Anjali”
Wow, At last. A miracle. Oh Thanks Dad. You are the f best. I don’t know why and what but he uses this f sometimes when he is angry. If I ask him what’s up with this f he replies as usaully, “I can’t tell you that now.”

“Well dad, You were telling me how I look. Please continue.”
“Yeah”
Oh man !! Daddy !! Stop that Yeah
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“Why are you silent, Dad?”
“I’ve told you how you look”
God, When did this happen ? Let me scroll up once.
“Well dad, It might have happened when the dream tape is stuck. All I could listen is Yeah Yeah and Yeah.”
“No, It was not on stuck, I’ve said Yeah 9 times in a row”
Wait. It’s scroll up time. Yeah He did that, 9 times.
But who on earth will do that counting thing.
“Daddy, What are you?”
“I’m very proud. I’m an IITian”
Oh Yea, Goddamn IITian. God why did you do this to me. You’ve got no other option ?
“Pa, you didn’t say how I look”
“I did”
“You should scroll up man”
“No, I’m sure”
Break my head. I will scroll up.
“Aah, All You said is I’m the most Beautiful”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah…”
“Yeah…”
Abe Yaar. Why is he so obsessed with this f Yeah !!
“What do you mean by Yeah”
“I mean that is how you look”
“You mean This is how I look, You mean Beautiful !!”
“No, Most Beautiful”
Huh, Whatever.
“Can’t you tell me in more detail. How my eyes are, How my hair is, something more like filmi?”
“I can’t tell you that now.”
This is Blasphemy !!
“This is your Daddy”
“Did you hear me?”
“I know everything, everything on your mind”
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“Daughter, You there?”
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“Yeah papa”
“Why are you so silent?”
“I can’t think of anything”
“Ok, I’m sorry, You please do think, I’ll not pay any attention to what you think”
“Really ?”
“Yeah”
“Thanks”
“Yeah”
“I love you pa”
“Yeah”
“Come on man”
“I Love you too baby”
“Yeah”
“Good night, Sweet Heart”
“Yeah”
“Come on Daughter”
“Ho-ho-ho. He-he-he. Good night pa”

Hm People. Here I present you my sweet pa. I Love him so much. “Yeah !!”