Sunday, October 28, 2007

♫♫ Electrical Engineering

Well, I've got my own MnM [Must not Miss] list. This is one of those.


♫♫ Electrical Engineering

Tired of studying that seems useless.
Tired of sitting with the books written by maniacs.
Tired of calculating the resistances and impedances.
Tired of living in the hell called engineering college campus.

I came to where I badly needed a break.
So I went out to the streets to take.
A lonely walk and so I had to say.
To myself that it was a long and tiring day.

Tried to deviate myself from the electric fields.
Tried to come out of those winding entangles.
Tried to make way out of the conductor spirals.
Tried to connect myself somehow to the surrounding worlds.

But couldn't run away from the endless agony.
I had all the day reading books each a ton-ny.
Everything seemed lifeless and boring.
Just like the hell hole electrical engineering.


Taken from Octet# 5 :: College Life
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Copyrights© 2007 $wr8rs$.All rights reserved.

♥♥ KGP is HOT,Why?

Well, I've got my own MnM [Must not Miss] list. This is one of those.

Kharagpur [KGP] was Hot during Summer '07 though it rained through the Day.Uh-Uh, It's not the sun who kept an eye on the Hotness, But ? Check this Out.

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♥♥ KGP is HOT,Why?

If u say,
It's Hot 'coz of Summer Weather,
You've just scored a Big Cipher,
This time sun is not hot hot son,
But are the girls looking like damson.

This summer Kharagpur wears a new face,
Sometimes I feel I'm in a whole new place,
Though all the day clouds cover up the sky,
Girls ensure to keep the temperature high.

Evening or Morning I see water pour,
Taking the heat out from the floor,
But,I still Sweat after the Sunset,
My heart never rests and let me forget.

The maximum hardly goes to Thirty-five,
Makes things better and easy to Survive.
So,What makes KGP lovely as clouds blot Mr.Hot,
I'll tell you,Pretty girls make KGP a Hot Spot.

At last I see some girls of the rest 99,
I feel Sun shine like the Moon shine,
When she's passing by,Hot air is so benign,
Oh my God, How can I help myself to define.


Taken from Octet# 5 :: College Life
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Copyrights© 2007 $wr8rs$.All rights reserved.


Thursday, October 11, 2007

Anjali's DAD :: 4. Oh my God !!

Dad : "Hi Baby"
Anjali : "Hey Hi !! Wassup Dude?"
Dad : "Everything is gr8 here, What r u doin?"
Anjali : "Just Chatting with God"
Dad : "Really ? Can I ? Plz give his ID"
Anjali : "He uses godmail,Use my id, anjali.heaven@godmail.com iaminhell"
Dad : "K."
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Anjali : "Hey God !! I'm Raj, Anjali's Father"
God : "Nice to meet you, I'm Jeez"
Anjali : "I just had to say Hi"
God : "Really, How Sweet !! People usually don't talk to me just to say Hi"
Anjali : "Ya, I know. So wassup man?"
God : "Everything's hot here, Heaven is so humid."
Anjali : "Don't you have A/C there?"
God : "We really can't afford that, They are so many people now here."
Anjali : "I thought there would be less in Heaven"
God : "Most of 'em are of Hell, But We cudn't accomodate all of 'em thr, We are building another Hall, when it's o'er I can breathe."
Anjali : "Why don u cum down to earth, We've got lot of place."
God : "Oh No !! Thr's Transportation problem. Lot of Traffic. When all are dead on earth I can come."
Anjali : "That would never happen, Right?"
God : "Why not? Dad is planning something bigger than Tsunami. Oops !! It slipped off. Plz forget."
Anjali : "Oh my God !!"
God : "You took my name. Yes."
Anjali : "Ok, What r u doin' now ?"
God : "Just looking for some good movies on imdb."
Anjali : "You watch movies? What's the last one?"
God : "Bourne Ultimatum. I liked it. I've got a story to continue it."
Anjali : "You got a sequel for Ultimatum. God is writing a story !! WOW !! I wud like to hear it, Plzzz" [Batting Eyelashes]
God [A bit of Shy] : "Ahem !! It's like this. You know that It's very difficult almost impossible to catch Bourne."
Anjali : "Yea,Yea"
God : "So,Now we'll send someone impeccable who never tasted defeat to catch Bourne."
Anjali [With lot of Interest] : "Yeaa !! Who ?"
God : "Bond. James Bond."
Anjali [Drawing eyebrows closer] : "Oh !!"
God : "So, as Bond is a girl freak, He wud **** Nicky and Pam Landy to know about Bourne, But when he reaches Bourne he comes to know that
He's a gud guy. So, Bond joins Bourne. Now it's "Bond of Bourne&Bond" "
Anjali [To himself] : Shit !!!
God : "How did you like it? Would it win Oscars?"
Anjali : "Yea YEAHHH"
God : "How many? All of 'em,Right. I knw. Hey plz tell this story to Matt. I heard that You write movie scripts." :P
Anjali : "Yep,Sure."
God : "Ok, Plz gimme your ID, I'll be in touch. I badly want my name on E! credits."
Anjali [:-o]: "I don't have a godmail acc. Would u plz send me an invitation?"
God : "Oh,Sorry,We ain't signing up new users, Google ate up all space,So we don've any now."
Anjali : "Then you join gmail !!" To himself : [Oh-OH !! Holy Shit !!]
God : "Oh yes !! This didn't strike ma mind,Cool. What's your id ?"
Anjali : "rajivs.iitkgp@gmail.com"
God : "Oh No !!"
Anjali : "What?"
God : "Dad's here, I shud go now. He'll kill me. Bubye,tc."
Anjali : "Yea."
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Dad : "Hey Anju"
Anjali : "Yes Dad"
Dad : "Why did he run ?"
Anjali : "God doesn't allow Jeez to be on net, He thinks it'll spoil him as Jeez is the only creation which is still pure, untouched by devil."
Dad : "God thinks he is so !!! Oh !! But he is sneaking out and He lies."
Anjali : "Everyone does, Do u believe that God built this world in 7 days !! U must be Kidding."
Dad : "HUH !!"
Anjali : "Wassup Dad, You look so tired."
Dad : "Ya Baby. Your mom is better than God."
Anjali : "Hey !! He's Jeez, You wud not be here if it was God."
Mom : "Someone took my name,ha? What were you saying?"
Dad is now scared to death. He's sighing to Anjali
Dad [whispering to Anjali] : "She's here. Y didn't you tell me?"
Anjali [Shouting] : "Daddy, I can't hear you."
Dad : "OO !! I'm very tired, I wanna sleep, Bubye, gn."
Logged Off
Anjali : :D
Mom : :D

Now, You know who was GOD !!