Tuesday, November 20, 2007

♫♪♫ Room"Bu$ter$" ♪♫♪

The Favorite of the Recent Playlists ..

[#002] ♫♪♫ Room"Bu$ter$" ♪♫♪

1. [English] Listen - Beyonce
2. [English] Rock Island, 1931 - Road to Perdition
3. [Hindi] Dil Hai Yeh Dil - Raghav ft. Sunidhi [Sunidhi !! I Love You]
4. [English] Do you Know - Enrique Iglesias
5. [Telugu] Yamaho Yama - Chirutha
6. [English] No Promises - Shayne Ward
7. [English] Because of You - Ne-Yo
8. [English] Here is the House - Andain
9. [English] Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
10.[English] Till there was you - Rachel Starr

_____________Thank You_____________


♫♪♫ Room"Bu$ter$" ♪♫♪

The Favorite of the Recent Playlists ..

[#001] ♫♪♫ Room"Bu$ter$" ♪♫♪

1. [English] Give It To Me - Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado & Justin
2. [Telugu] Yamaho Yama - Chirutha
3. [Hindi] Ajab Si - Om Shanti Om
4. [English] Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
5. [Telugu] Girl Friend - Boys
6. [English] I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
7. [English] Girl Friend - Avril Lavigne
8. [English] Bourne on Land - The Bourne Identity
9. [Telugu] Teppalelli Poyaaka - Bharateeyudu
10.[Telugu] Valla Valla - Athidi

_____________Thank You_____________


Thursday, November 15, 2007

♥♥ School Days !!

Sorry, Though I loved this one, I didn't post this one intentionally on yesterday, November 14th. It's just to evade the severe criticism by my friends. I won't be a kid if I celebrate Children's Day, right? and moreover I don't have a "kiddo-image" to shed-off, Come On. :P .. Remember, Remember, 14th of November. How good were school days... Yo friends this is for y'll..


♥♥ School Days !!

From the writing pens to the lunch boxes,

From the colorful dresses to the social notes,
From favorite cassettes to lovely dolls,
From big-big posters to the caring hearts,
From the soothing joys to the smoldering moments,
♥♥..We shared everything...We've shared everything...

From the maths concepts to the leaked questions,
From stupid jokes to the boring classes,
From the latest fashion to the human relations,
From link-up affairs to the flop movies,
From the mere hurdles to the life's goals,
♥♥..We discussed everything..We've shared everything...

I Love my school days,
Every evening busy in plays,
Blowing off school roof on birthdays,
I miss my school days always.
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Thanks to Vasanthi for allowing me to directly lift this from her orkut profile.


Monday, November 05, 2007

My Journey Home

Location : Campus, Delhi College of Engineering, Delhi.
Time : 3:40 PM

The main problem of our college, The sex ratio, Its very low. I wonder where all those pretty girls I see everyday all over my stride in the city go when it comes to the admission to our college. Anyway, we guys have got used to that now, gradually when something bad goes on with us ,it becomes a habit to suffer that, gradually we're accustomed to that.

I was playing cricket and when it ended with my side winning the match it was all set to get dark and everyone was afraid of being late as it was the time the icy winds to blow all over. Returned from the play field, I didn't have much time to sit and relax. In fact, I did all that was necessary in the morning itself to flee away to the station as soon as possible. I had to hurry for my train was scheduled to leave the station at 5:45. I will reach the station in 60 minutes flat if I get to the metro station in the next 20 minutes. I always preferred being well in advance for it takes a lot of time to get to the compartment. The Delhi crowd always takes some time to clear up. I locked the room and one of my friends there, named Pappu, who became totally deaf in an accidental fall from the second floor when he was a kid of seven years, came all the way helping me by carrying a part of my luggage to the much-hyped gate of our college.

The walk from my hostel to the gate is a long one, enough to fetch an auto driver an additional five bucks if he drives-in till the hostel instead of leaving at the gate. I hired an auto to the nearest metro station and my friend helped me in putting all the luggage in. I told the driver to wait for 2 minutes as I crossed the road to a shop which dealt with almost everything related to mobile(These guys struck gold for it was the nearest shop for our college and I needn't say the money spent by a college student on mobile and if that student has a girl/boy friend the money gets multiplied several times). I quickly purchased a 50 recharge coupon and ran back to my waiting auto driver who in the mean time has managed to get one more customer a sober kind of college guy whom I had never seen before. We started for the metro station and in 20 minutes I was in the very well-maintained metro station.

Location: Metro station, Delhi.
Time : 4:15 PM

The cute girl in the ticket counter smiled looking at me. I helped her sometime ago with her luggage when she accidentally fell off the escalator and her luggage went flying all over the place. It always feels good to help girls and if they are the cuter ones, the feeling just gets better. She gave me the ticket, a token, to the New Delhi station. I needn't tell her that I was leaving to the station as it was not that difficult to guess for I was quite "armed" with the luggage. I paid for the ticket, thanked her and was about to leave when she replied to me with a little smile which made her look even cuter. I looked back again to get a glance of her but she was busy with her work. I wondered if she could ever come to my college as a student. I walked into the security man who checked my luggage and "allowed"' me to go. These security personnel always had a dirty look at the travelers they check as if they are the persons whom the travelers should be grateful of traveling in the metro trains.

I walked to the escalator where I helped my “not-my-college :(” gal and was again thinking of the dearth my college faced of girls, leave aside beautiful girls. The escalator took me and my luggage to the platform on which the metro train was expected to arrive in 2 minutes. I glanced at my mobile for time and was shocked to know that it was almost half-past-four. My mind immediately did the calculation of time and was relieved at the end of it, which told me I will reach the station 20 minutes before the scheduled departure of my train. The metro train arrived and I was seated in the two-seater at the corner of one of the compartments. I had a quick glance all over the metro train as far as I could see in order to find some pretty girls but to my disappointment there was none. I took out the recharge coupon I purchased at the gate of my college and got my mobile recharged. I wondered what the journey would be like as it was AP express there wouldn't be much a problem in finding someone throughout the journey, I thought. The metro train passed through all the stations one after the other and people kept pouring in. Initially always, people tried to find a seat and when they couldn't, they simply cursed it on their fates and chose to stand by the poles or hanging onto the supports which were themselves hanging.

I received a call from my mother, I could hear and feel all the love for me and her urge to see me. As the metro train ran fast the stations, I happened to look into one of the glasses that was covering my seat. I saw the reflection of a little girl probably four years old. I turned round to see her and she was damn sweet very cute her features well developed for her age. She was standing there looking at me having a look at her. She slowly turned towards someone sitting and who was busy reading a newspaper. She should be her mother. Beside her mother, I saw a stunningly girl standing whose beauty that Evening’s glitter of sky couldn’t match. The stunning beauty was wearing a pair of denim blue jeans and a rather hot top with a shawl covered all over the top portion of her body. We guys in Delhi are quite used to this outfit in the winter season. She looked at me with some confusion, I stopped staring and smiled to myself. I turned my eyes again onto the small girl whose eyes were glowing in twilight. I could feel some wonderful thoughts filling my heart, I immediately took out a paper and started writing down. As I was writing the mother looked confused and took small child more close to her. I just smiled to myself. Here is what I wrote,

“I’m all alone in the crowded metro train,
And watch this little girl feeling secure in,
The hands of her mother drawing her close,
To her bosom as she looked into the daily news.


The little girl now dozed off in comfort,
And her mother could still read the paper report,
Those little hands held on to the sleeves,
Of the mother's shirt, like dew on the leaves.

A beautiful sight, very simple and natural,
But was nothing short of a marvel.”


"Bravo," I said to myself. As the next station, my change-over station, arrived, I cursed my fates for not being able to travel with the beauty a little longer. But to my surprise, the beauty was trying to move from the place where she was standing. I thanked my 'cursed-by-me' fates for I thought she might get down at the same station as I was. But to much more surprise and rather shock, she just took the seat I got up from and all that movement I saw was not to step out of the metro train but was to occupy the seat. I would've given it away with pleasure if she had asked, I cursed my fates again and left for the underground metro train network, which will take me to the station.

Location : Another Metro Station, Delhi
Time : 5:00 PM

Escalators took me down to the underground platforms on which the train which will take me to the station is expected to arrive in 3 minutes. Again my mind did the calculations and this time left me much more pleased. I wondered at the long escalators and the whole construction of the underground metro stations which were of great architecture and perhaps a good study material for the civil engineering students. The train arrived and this time I couldn't find a seat. I slowly walked my way out to a corner without cursing my fates. I stood there and observed the people around. This time I was not looking for pretty girls, maybe I was satisfied with the beauty in the previous train for that day or perhaps I don't wanted another disappointment of leaving one again.

There were many people around from the French-cut macho men to lean guys of my age from the fatty uncles who seemed to be in possession of much fatter wallets or bank balance accounts, to the kitty party aunties. In fact a group of them were so deeply involved in talking to each other that they seemed almost lost with the rest of the world. I wondered what could they be probably talking of, Perhaps suggesting each other on the ways to spend their spouse's money or perhaps the latest styles and improvisations in make-up available in the beauty parlour (seeing them, one could clearly estimate the thickness of the make-up layer they are quite proudly wearing on their rather loose and somewhat wrinkled faces, Whatever). I could also see many people who perhaps had never traveled in these type of luxury. I could clearly see the confusion blended with admiration on their faces. They were mostly shabbily dressed. Even if the aunties had never travelled in the metro before and even if that was their first ride on the metro, they would not only pretend to be acquainted with these but also try to find faults with the maintenance of the metro trains, I thought. I also thought that a metro train(in Delhi at least) is a good place to get the feel of our country and the people for one can observe the diversity of people. There were also people who tried to start a conversation with the fellow passengers even when they knew that they would be getting off the train in a few minutes "People", I said to myself.

Location : Railway Station, New Delhi.
Time : 5:15 PM

The New Delhi station arrived in short time and I got off the metro rain to get into the Indian Railways train, As I was about to complete the ascent of the staircase that would take me to the over-bridge which branched out some staircases down to the platforms, I met a student from our college, ECE student, who knows me well as I am a good friend of two of his branch-mates. He was also going for the same train and we both guided each other to reach Platform No.5 where the AP express was standing. We quickly exchanged our coach numbers but I knew it would be the last time on that journey I would see him. I went to my coach S6 and made my way through many many luggage and people very very larger that their luggage to my berth no.28 (LB). I was very much irritated by the way the fellow passengers blocked the way through out and also by the way the passengers, who had their berth numbers close to me, had kept all their luggage on my berth. It was so crowded a place that I was suffocating in no time and had to literally throw out my luggage onto the berth and get off to the platform to fetch myself a good book I wouldn't get bored of reading whole throughout the journey.

I asked the book vendor for a thin book, but I had ended up with A King of Torts by John Grisham. I had heard of the author. It was quite thick, a little thicker than I would've loved it to be but I had bought it and headed for another session of suffocation. I sneaked in from the window and could still find the place crowded. So, I dodged the session of suffocation and went to have a look at the list of passengers those were very much travelling in my coach. I always, for that matter all the boys of my age, looked at the reservation chart to know the names, berth numbers and all that info of girls ranging from 18-25(mostly if any). This time I saw berth number 8,Himani,age- 21, and berth number 29,the very next to mine, Neeti Bhatia,Age-23 and that's all.

I headed to my berth, probably faster for obvious reasons. By the time I got there, a man perhaps in his late thirties was trying hard to bend his back against his well-grown belly, to take blessings of an elderly lady probably in her early seventies. He tried well and even before that elderly lady had taken her blessing hands off his shoulders, he was back straight on his feet. Perhaps the belly force was stronger. He left leaving two ladies and Neeti Bhatia, the other lady sitting beside the blessing-old-lady was Neeti's mother, a fair lady probably in her late forties. Neeti Bhatia was ok, not so beautiful as the one I had seen in the metro train but she was not even that bad. She deserved a second look surely she was a little on the plump side and was of good height maybe 5'6" but what attracted me the most about her was the sense of her dressing and, even more, the way she carried her dress. "Elegant" would be a good word to describe her look. Her mother was calm, pleasant and seemingly tired and it occurred to me as though she was not one of the kind of the aunties of the metro train.

I slowly adjusted my luggage, a mediocre size bag and a heavy rug, on my berth, the lower one Neeti was fast enough to guess that and she straight away asked me if I could go to the upper berth, one allotted to her mother. I readily agreed for it occurred as a help to me, personally, I liked the upper berth for the privacy it offered and lastly, it was an elegant girl asking with a much sweeter and much elegant tone. I received a call from my Dad.

Location : A.P Express, Delhi.
Time : 6:00 PM

I slowly got to the upper berth and I felt the air in the corner filled with an Orange essence, I thought that berth was a girl’s before mine. I took the slippers also with me to the upper berth(I have lost two pairs of Reebok Shoes, twice in my journeys earlier)I put on a much looser fitting jeans over the one I was wearing for I was very much afraid of the night and the chill it could serve. I was very much aware of the chill and the shiver it sends into the spine for I was going through all that in my room everyday during the stay at the hostel. I was wearing two layers of T-shirts with a sweater over them and in addition to all these, a rug was there for further rescue. I thought, fighting the cold that made my jaws clapping like the hands of the audience mesmerized with an outstanding performance, in Delhi, wouldn't be that difficult. I had a slight supper with all that was provided by the pantry car in the form of a well arranged platter. I opened the book I bought and started reading but I could feel the Orange essence still lingering around me, I could make out a beautiful soul resting on the berth. I took out the paper and started again to write down my thoughts which would be,

“She turned left, She tossed right,
Her fragrance going all sides straight,
She slept here, She dreamt here,
In this smell I'm drifting dear,
All this air touched her hair and her beautiful face,
I'm sure she's so stunning all traffic goes to zero pace.”


“Hmm, Bravo !!” I said to myself again. I was feeling a lot uncomfortable with this jeans-on-jeans syndrome and soon I had to adjust my both the jeans and when I was doing this a couple caught my eye. They seemed to me, a happily married couple both in their late forties or early fifties. The wife was watching me with some bewilderment as though I was doing something that I shouldn't be doing. For a moment, even I thought whether all that I was doing or rather trying to do, was a matter of such bewilderment. Somehow, I tried to convince her that I was wearing a jeans inside and was just trying to get into another With that, I could see that she was convinced, for her bewildered gaze disappeared and slowly started taking out the dinner for both of them. I could clearly see the purely vegetarian dinner, the favorite of the north Indians neatly arranged on a platter for their convenience in eating. It was a packed platter, one from the company specialized in packing such platters. They surely must be die-hard vegetarians. I thought completely unaware of why the thought has ever occurred to me.

I resumed reading the book and this time was far more comfortable with the jeans syndrome. I read the book for an hour or so when the vegetarian aunty looked at me and switched off the light. I understood that it was an order like thing for me to sleep. She is a very interesting person ,I thought, as I began to think of the ways she conversed with me, not in words, but with her expressions and actions. I knew of many people who make their deeds and expressions talk starting from the members of my family, friends to the teachers and many more and one of them, certainly the most prominent for me and the greatest of the art of talking through eyes was, is and will be(forever) 'The One' and only. I retired to sleep and pulled the rug all over my body thinking of 'The One’. May she be sleeping in peace, I prayed.

I had a good sleep all night long. Rather undisturbed sleep except my "fight" to keep the whole of the massive rug I was covering, over the berth itself. A part of it always slid down and I had to pull it back. Otherwise, I had a nice sleep till sometime before 10 in the morning and was not at all surprised to see all the other fellow passengers munching on their breakfasts.

Location : A.P Express, Somewhere
Time : 11:30 AM

I quite lazily woke up and headed towards the bathrooms with all the things that were required to answer my nature calls, wash my face and, most importantly, brush my teeth. When I was done with all those, I slowly returned to my bed, kept all the things safely back in the bag and waited for the pantry employees to bring me some breakfast. You might well be thinking why am I writing all these (so slow). Well, I was very lazy so "early" in the morning and just thought to convey that to you in letter.

As, I waited for my breakfast, the elegant girl and company began to look out for their luggage. They were packing off everything they had brought in, for their destination, the station of Nagpur, was about to arrive in a very short time, I wondered what time it was. Normally, AP train reaches Nagpur somewhere around 12pm. I reached for my mobile which was safe in my inner jeans pocket in the switched off condition to check the time out. I was taken aback for the train was running perfectly on time. My breakfast arrived after a good waiting period and the butter-bread-omelet thing was worth waiting. It tasted good for I was very hungry. Hunger always makes food tastier, I thought.

Very soon the train reached the station where the elegant girl and company had to get down. As soon as the train stopped at the station, I saw a mob which looked quite raged for some reasons of their own and though I was interested in knowing them, I quietly got to the upper berth for I was much more interested in finishing off the novel which I had just started at night. It was just another story regarding the triumph of the underdogs. It went on much similar lines of the Sidney Sheldon's bestseller The Stars Shine Down, I thought, but with a different backdrop.

I didn't order any lunch for I decided to do that at home. The lunch at home is a far better option than the pantry platter if you are not that hungry. I asked the same pantry employee who had served me breakfast the time in which the train would reach the next station and was once again taken aback for he rain was running well on time, but with a relief for my destination was just three hours away.

I closed the novel for I was getting as bored as you are now probably reading this. I packed off all my luggage and headed for a face-wash as the flashes of my father scolding (I don't think this is the right word, may be criticizing) with a certain face that is well known for most sons and daughters like me, for being so dirty. I don't understand how he could expect me to come neat and tidy after a 22-hour-long train journey. Perhaps, this is one of the ways, he(like many other fathers in this world loving their sons and daughters)expresses his love for me and that he cares for me. My father, I think, really doesn't believe in expressing love. I also heard my mom complaining that my father hadn't said "I Love You" in all these years. They are married for some 21 years now with some years in their courtship for theirs was a love-marriage. In fact, they have known each other since their high school days. But the best part of it was that they were die-hard rivals in almost all the aspects in those days. My father, I think, believes in other ways of expressing love and concern, as I told you, about people making their deeds and expressions speak for them more than their words. My father is certainly one of them, I think. You might not wonder how I got to know all that about my parents story. My mom told me some part of the story and left the rest for my imagination for we consider each other as one of the best friends. We talk about almost everything under the sun and she also makes a good dance partner for me.

It took me some ten minutes time to pack off all the luggage and I was done both with the packing and with the novel. The train went past all the stations and entered my state of AP. I sent an SMS to my dad that I was at a particular station and was fine. My station arrived shortly and I was at the door of the compartment when a short but fat person, who occurred to me as a lunatic, blocked the way. I asked him to move to a side for I had to get down but it was impossible for I couldn't pass by his side. There wasn't enough place for me to go through as I pushed myself into his round belly. He slowly gave way for me to get down and no sooner than I had got down the train the train started to move. You can understand my size that I couldn't quite get through by the side of that belly lunatic.

I was received on the platform by two of the employees who worked under my dad, though I expected himself to be there to receive me. We all hired an auto and I reached my house. Well, I’m home.

Location : Home
Time : 4:40 PM

Thank You.

THE END

Sunday, October 28, 2007

♫♫ Electrical Engineering

Well, I've got my own MnM [Must not Miss] list. This is one of those.


♫♫ Electrical Engineering

Tired of studying that seems useless.
Tired of sitting with the books written by maniacs.
Tired of calculating the resistances and impedances.
Tired of living in the hell called engineering college campus.

I came to where I badly needed a break.
So I went out to the streets to take.
A lonely walk and so I had to say.
To myself that it was a long and tiring day.

Tried to deviate myself from the electric fields.
Tried to come out of those winding entangles.
Tried to make way out of the conductor spirals.
Tried to connect myself somehow to the surrounding worlds.

But couldn't run away from the endless agony.
I had all the day reading books each a ton-ny.
Everything seemed lifeless and boring.
Just like the hell hole electrical engineering.


Taken from Octet# 5 :: College Life
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Copyrights© 2007 $wr8rs$.All rights reserved.

♥♥ KGP is HOT,Why?

Well, I've got my own MnM [Must not Miss] list. This is one of those.

Kharagpur [KGP] was Hot during Summer '07 though it rained through the Day.Uh-Uh, It's not the sun who kept an eye on the Hotness, But ? Check this Out.

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♥♥ KGP is HOT,Why?

If u say,
It's Hot 'coz of Summer Weather,
You've just scored a Big Cipher,
This time sun is not hot hot son,
But are the girls looking like damson.

This summer Kharagpur wears a new face,
Sometimes I feel I'm in a whole new place,
Though all the day clouds cover up the sky,
Girls ensure to keep the temperature high.

Evening or Morning I see water pour,
Taking the heat out from the floor,
But,I still Sweat after the Sunset,
My heart never rests and let me forget.

The maximum hardly goes to Thirty-five,
Makes things better and easy to Survive.
So,What makes KGP lovely as clouds blot Mr.Hot,
I'll tell you,Pretty girls make KGP a Hot Spot.

At last I see some girls of the rest 99,
I feel Sun shine like the Moon shine,
When she's passing by,Hot air is so benign,
Oh my God, How can I help myself to define.


Taken from Octet# 5 :: College Life
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Copyrights© 2007 $wr8rs$.All rights reserved.


Thursday, October 11, 2007

Anjali's DAD :: 4. Oh my God !!

Dad : "Hi Baby"
Anjali : "Hey Hi !! Wassup Dude?"
Dad : "Everything is gr8 here, What r u doin?"
Anjali : "Just Chatting with God"
Dad : "Really ? Can I ? Plz give his ID"
Anjali : "He uses godmail,Use my id, anjali.heaven@godmail.com iaminhell"
Dad : "K."
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Anjali : "Hey God !! I'm Raj, Anjali's Father"
God : "Nice to meet you, I'm Jeez"
Anjali : "I just had to say Hi"
God : "Really, How Sweet !! People usually don't talk to me just to say Hi"
Anjali : "Ya, I know. So wassup man?"
God : "Everything's hot here, Heaven is so humid."
Anjali : "Don't you have A/C there?"
God : "We really can't afford that, They are so many people now here."
Anjali : "I thought there would be less in Heaven"
God : "Most of 'em are of Hell, But We cudn't accomodate all of 'em thr, We are building another Hall, when it's o'er I can breathe."
Anjali : "Why don u cum down to earth, We've got lot of place."
God : "Oh No !! Thr's Transportation problem. Lot of Traffic. When all are dead on earth I can come."
Anjali : "That would never happen, Right?"
God : "Why not? Dad is planning something bigger than Tsunami. Oops !! It slipped off. Plz forget."
Anjali : "Oh my God !!"
God : "You took my name. Yes."
Anjali : "Ok, What r u doin' now ?"
God : "Just looking for some good movies on imdb."
Anjali : "You watch movies? What's the last one?"
God : "Bourne Ultimatum. I liked it. I've got a story to continue it."
Anjali : "You got a sequel for Ultimatum. God is writing a story !! WOW !! I wud like to hear it, Plzzz" [Batting Eyelashes]
God [A bit of Shy] : "Ahem !! It's like this. You know that It's very difficult almost impossible to catch Bourne."
Anjali : "Yea,Yea"
God : "So,Now we'll send someone impeccable who never tasted defeat to catch Bourne."
Anjali [With lot of Interest] : "Yeaa !! Who ?"
God : "Bond. James Bond."
Anjali [Drawing eyebrows closer] : "Oh !!"
God : "So, as Bond is a girl freak, He wud **** Nicky and Pam Landy to know about Bourne, But when he reaches Bourne he comes to know that
He's a gud guy. So, Bond joins Bourne. Now it's "Bond of Bourne&Bond" "
Anjali [To himself] : Shit !!!
God : "How did you like it? Would it win Oscars?"
Anjali : "Yea YEAHHH"
God : "How many? All of 'em,Right. I knw. Hey plz tell this story to Matt. I heard that You write movie scripts." :P
Anjali : "Yep,Sure."
God : "Ok, Plz gimme your ID, I'll be in touch. I badly want my name on E! credits."
Anjali [:-o]: "I don't have a godmail acc. Would u plz send me an invitation?"
God : "Oh,Sorry,We ain't signing up new users, Google ate up all space,So we don've any now."
Anjali : "Then you join gmail !!" To himself : [Oh-OH !! Holy Shit !!]
God : "Oh yes !! This didn't strike ma mind,Cool. What's your id ?"
Anjali : "rajivs.iitkgp@gmail.com"
God : "Oh No !!"
Anjali : "What?"
God : "Dad's here, I shud go now. He'll kill me. Bubye,tc."
Anjali : "Yea."
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.
.
Dad : "Hey Anju"
Anjali : "Yes Dad"
Dad : "Why did he run ?"
Anjali : "God doesn't allow Jeez to be on net, He thinks it'll spoil him as Jeez is the only creation which is still pure, untouched by devil."
Dad : "God thinks he is so !!! Oh !! But he is sneaking out and He lies."
Anjali : "Everyone does, Do u believe that God built this world in 7 days !! U must be Kidding."
Dad : "HUH !!"
Anjali : "Wassup Dad, You look so tired."
Dad : "Ya Baby. Your mom is better than God."
Anjali : "Hey !! He's Jeez, You wud not be here if it was God."
Mom : "Someone took my name,ha? What were you saying?"
Dad is now scared to death. He's sighing to Anjali
Dad [whispering to Anjali] : "She's here. Y didn't you tell me?"
Anjali [Shouting] : "Daddy, I can't hear you."
Dad : "OO !! I'm very tired, I wanna sleep, Bubye, gn."
Logged Off
Anjali : :D
Mom : :D

Now, You know who was GOD !!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Anjali's DAD :: 3. Dreams are Shocking

Anjali : "Hi"
Dad : "Hi, Long time, No see."
Anjali : "Yea, you were busy. You were with some girl yesterday, you didn't hear me calling you."
Dad : "Must be your mom."
Anjali : "No, If she is, Why would I say some girl ?"
Dad : "You know your mom?"
Anjali : "When you dream about mom, She comes here, We talk a lot."
Dad : "So, have you told her about me being with some other girl"
Dad is sweating.
Anjali : "Why are you so tensed?"
Dad : "Nothing. So you meet your mom everyday ?"
Sweating heavily.
Anjali : "Wait, Wait, Something is wrong isn't it? I've no problem, I'll tell to mom that you were with another girl."
Dad [Screamed]: "No,No."
Anjali : "Huh, Then what's your problem ?... And How can I meet mom everyday when you don't dream about her everyday."
Dad [Puzzled]: "Mom knows this?"
Anjali : "No, She doesn't. I know 'coz I'm always here."
Dad : "Ok, Don't tell her, She'll cry."
Anjali : "Ok, I won't."
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Silence
...
...
Anjali : "Why are you so silent? Thinking,eh?"
Dad : "No, Yea Yes, about your mom's birthday."
Anjali : "That's good. You know I cut a cake everyday."
Dad : "What?"
Anjali : "I don't know when is my birthday, So everyday is my Birthday. Yesterday Jesus came with a present."
Dad : "Really, What was it? How long did he stay with you?"
Anjali : "He gave me a Rainbow. He didn't stay for long, He was in hurry."
Dad : "Hurry?"
Anjali : "Yes, He said that he didn't take permission of god, So he had to sneak out."
Dad : "??? !!!"
Anjali : "Yes, God is very strict."
Dad : "Oh, Whom else do you get to meet?"
Anjali : "Anyone, God, Devil, Adam, Eve."
Dad : "Excuse me, Where do you live?"
Anjali : "In your dreams, Lollywood."
Dad : "Huh, But I don't remember 'em."
Anjali : "Yea, you've got amnesia like Bourne, Nicky told me that."
Dad [Startled]: "Nicky ? Nicky parsons? What is she doing here?"
Anjali : "You should tell me. You did YUCK her."
Dad : "OMG !!"
Anjali : "What's so outrageous? This is your Dream World, Anyone can come and Anything can happen, you told me this."
Dad [Losing his mind] : "Daughter, I'm having such a severe headache, I'm leaving now."
Anjali : "Yea, Nicky told me that you and bourne are prone to headaches."
Dad [Very uncomfortable] : 'Huh?"
Dad : "Ok,Bye. Good night"
Anjali : "Bye dad."

Anjali's DAD :: 1. My Dad and The YEAH !!

Hi, I’m Anjali.
If you ask me “So What?” I would just answer “I’m not”
Well I know that you didn’t get me. What I mean is I’m not like you people. This is not me saying this but my father. When I asked him why, he said,
“You are not yet born I mean you are not on earth, You live in my dreams.”
“Why am I not on earth.”
“See Daughter, I should get married to get you on earth”
“Why are you not married?”
“On earth people should have some minimum age to get married. They should settle”
“Ok then go and settle”
“I’m through it”

Huh, so people now you know my story. I’ve met my father when he was fifteen years old and now he is twenty years old. But I’m always around five or six years old. Each time I ask I get the same answer, he changes his age but doesn’t allow me. This is Unfair.

“Ok Daddy, Where’s is Mom ?”
“I’m your everything Daughter”
Did you hear him, He said that. Well all the time he tells me about his love, how he met a girl in school and how did he propose and all that. But when I ask her name, he doesn’t tell me though he tells my name to everyone.

“Ok, Daddy what ever I ask you the answer I get is “I can’t tell you that now” What is that we can talk?”
“I can tell you about you, how you look, what you do, how sweet you are like that.”
He wants to tell me about me. As I’ve got no source like mirror to look at myself, I should know through this air head.
“Well Daddy, how do you look like ?”
“I can’t tell you that now.”
You heard that. I feel like f, ok. Gulp, Gulp, You can’t scold your own father.
“How do you I look like, Dad?”
“You are the most beautiful and the sweetest ever”
Oh, that was sweet. I’m blushing,
I said “Yeah…”
He Said “Yeah…”
I said “Yeah…”
He said “Yeah…”
Didn’t he get me. I’m asking him to continue his description on how I look.
I said “Yeah…”
He said “Yeah…”
Oh shit. What is he doing, Is this dream tape stuck somewhere or am I hearing myself.
“Daddy?”
“Yeah”
“Can you hear me?”
“Yeah”
“Ok, It’s good.”
“Yeah”
Wait wait, Am I on hold.
“Daddy, Can you speak any other word other than Yeah ?”
“Yeah”
“It’s good, then speak”
“Yeah”
Oh my goodness.
“Daddy, Do you know my name?”
“Yeah”
Where is my shoe? I should slap my face. I’m one inch far from crying now.
“Daddy, what is my name?”
“Anjali”
Wow, At last. A miracle. Oh Thanks Dad. You are the f best. I don’t know why and what but he uses this f sometimes when he is angry. If I ask him what’s up with this f he replies as usaully, “I can’t tell you that now.”

“Well dad, You were telling me how I look. Please continue.”
“Yeah”
Oh man !! Daddy !! Stop that Yeah
….
….
….
“Why are you silent, Dad?”
“I’ve told you how you look”
God, When did this happen ? Let me scroll up once.
“Well dad, It might have happened when the dream tape is stuck. All I could listen is Yeah Yeah and Yeah.”
“No, It was not on stuck, I’ve said Yeah 9 times in a row”
Wait. It’s scroll up time. Yeah He did that, 9 times.
But who on earth will do that counting thing.
“Daddy, What are you?”
“I’m very proud. I’m an IITian”
Oh Yea, Goddamn IITian. God why did you do this to me. You’ve got no other option ?
“Pa, you didn’t say how I look”
“I did”
“You should scroll up man”
“No, I’m sure”
Break my head. I will scroll up.
“Aah, All You said is I’m the most Beautiful”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah…”
“Yeah…”
Abe Yaar. Why is he so obsessed with this f Yeah !!
“What do you mean by Yeah”
“I mean that is how you look”
“You mean This is how I look, You mean Beautiful !!”
“No, Most Beautiful”
Huh, Whatever.
“Can’t you tell me in more detail. How my eyes are, How my hair is, something more like filmi?”
“I can’t tell you that now.”
This is Blasphemy !!
“This is your Daddy”
“Did you hear me?”
“I know everything, everything on your mind”
………
……..
…….
“Daughter, You there?”
………
……..
…….
“Yeah papa”
“Why are you so silent?”
“I can’t think of anything”
“Ok, I’m sorry, You please do think, I’ll not pay any attention to what you think”
“Really ?”
“Yeah”
“Thanks”
“Yeah”
“I love you pa”
“Yeah”
“Come on man”
“I Love you too baby”
“Yeah”
“Good night, Sweet Heart”
“Yeah”
“Come on Daughter”
“Ho-ho-ho. He-he-he. Good night pa”

Hm People. Here I present you my sweet pa. I Love him so much. “Yeah !!”

I Hate Vijay

Once Varun asked me "How does it feel when you are drunk?"
I came with a simple answer immediately, "Whatever you may talk, Good/Bad, Truth/~Truth, All you do is Exaggerate. Instead of calling one simply "a friend/a lover", You end up with a shakesphere like "You are five senses and five elements." And here Degree of friendship is not questioned. If you're trying to fuck someone you'll make it the worst unforgettable day for him/her."

Varun was actually writing a story in which one character is a drunkard. So, He wanted to know by himself. But I was always there to help him and I did. And the converstion went to bring up some more things.

There is better than Drinking. What you do is..
Get up early in the morning, Do little exercise,
Have a warm shower, Eat nice breakfast,
Drench your soul with Hot n Happening News
AND
Go to a 7:30 Class, A/C Classroom is recommended.

Now you'll know what is Uncontrollable. Your senses may not stop you when you are seeing or hearing or talking BAD, but this time they'll.
You can't stop your eyes and ears protecting you from BAD, Yea, Here BAD is listening to classes. Classes are to sleep, If you can't sleep hypnotize yourself but Sleep.

Here is an interesting Scene.

It was a Friday, So we went out for dinner on foot. We ate good and everyone of Jayanth, Gautam and I were very lazy to move our asses. So, We thought how would it be If some bakra would come to pick us up, Better if he's got a Bike. There's nothing to think, The one and only one who's clearly visible to naked eyes was/is Vijay.R. We immediately called him up,

"Hey Vijay, You got bike with you now ?"
"Yea, Yes."
"Gautam is drunk, Come help us." [Gautam never touches daaru, He hates it]
"Ha ? You booz without me !! WTF !! Wait, I'm coming." [I'll Kick y'll.]

We started walking towards our hostels and our luck was showering flowers on us. When Vijay came we were in a dark place, So he could not make out if Gautam was really drunk, but I could see a wicked smile on Gautam's face which he can't wipe off. So, Vijay dropped Gautam, and Gautam told him that this is all made up. Vijay lost his mind and didn't reply for some hours.

At last, he came up with this, "Wat loser, you people could've asked me for a lift. Why to use such Cheap tricks." !! Darling, we were using Cheat Tricks, We wanted to fool you. Seriously, it's not me, blame J.B.

I don't know if Vijay was waiting for a Revenge, But he did take.

Again on Sunday, We usually eat in our hostel mess. But Vijay,

"We'll go to GIH."

GIH is 7-8 kms away from Campus of IIT, So I thought It would be a good idea, Let's breath some fresh air. And hopefully, this place would be secluded from those same faces of IIT. So, What, Let's Go, Speed Up. Vrooooom.

I had no plans to get drunk, but Vijay had. He started with Smirn-Off c/t, which we both didn't like because of its softness and performance. We turned to our lucky brand which never failed us, R.C. Vijay was slow, but I was not feeling good, So I didn't take time to drink, To lift spirits up, It's time for Bottoms UP, in a Row. That has got a history of adverse effects on me. After that I didn't remember what happened.

After a while I saw myself sitting on the road with our Bike parked in the middle of the Road. It was raining, No it was pouring. And We were pouring Beer into our souls. Bender bending our backs !! Then I blacked out, Where was I ?, I'm in my room with fresh clothes on me but stinking air. How did we do 7 kms, Who drove and How he drove is still a mystery. But Everyone can easily make out that Vijay almost killed me, I hate him.

I wish I could give you some more details.

But sorry, We don't Drink. :P

Friday, September 28, 2007

Howdy !!

Hey !! Hi !! I almost forgot that I got a blog. Well, I've been good. How are you people?
Ask me What kept me busy ? Ask me Ask me Go Ahead. Yeah good. Yea, I heard you.
Well I was treading water. Joke ? No No, I'm serious. Y'll know that I'm an engineering student with a stagnated body and a wandering soul. Haa, I can't blame anyone in particular 'coz first culprit is the inextricable laziness in me. And I'm not in people who don't stand for themselves :D.

I have a problem, I get seriously into something but before i abide by my rules I abdicate. So, What I did is, I tried to overcome my problem and I did manage to surmount to some extent. What I did is ? I wrote. Forgot to mention, I cleared Signals & Networks and Fluid Mechanics after 4 attempts,Congrats!!. I was telling you about what I did all this time, I wrote and I'm still writing. Yea, I'm quite obsessed with the poet inside me. It's very Exciting, I'm all set to do wonders. :D

I know that this blog is not to promote myself. Let's fill my ramblings with something else.

The thing for which I'm still searching answer :
1. There is lot of chasm between fans of Prashant and Amil Paul, who lost II:3 to the Sepoy. Did he win because he is a Sepoy. I didn't find him better than Amit, Did you?
I think I Should move on, Fate is Remorseless, Prashant is born to fulfill a Prophecy !!

Recently I've not seen any movies that have enough captivated me to recollect.
Yea !! Yea !! How on earth did I forget "Amadeus", A must Watch dudes. This movie is about Mozart,The Incarnation of God. I'm not going talk about that movie, Palli [Sandeep] warned me not to reveal any thing regarding any movie.
And Yea, Life in a Metro : At first, I felt Metro was goood man, But how should I know that it's just like any other movie which is "Inspired" from Hollywood.
And go n watch "Once in a Summer" a korean movie, which is the "inspiratia" for Aditya Chopra to write the magnum-opus Veer-Zaara. Alas ! It's not a original one too, How SAD !!

So, What I was thinking is... Why should I be Sad !! When I can bring-out a Original story, Keep checking the E! credits, carefully. :-)

P.S : I didn't want this to include in that crap, 'coz I loved this.

Chak De ! Oh, Chak De ! India

Shahrukh who's been experimenting to shed his image and get into other skins is of course successful except doing some like Paheli. King Khan was just so perfect for Kabir Khan. Oh, Where did you see Shahrukh, I saw Kabir Khan. Jaideep Sahni wrote a brilliant World-Class story. Shimit Amin did an unforgettable job. Girls were Brilliant. Everything seemed so perfect except, How McDonald's changed the course of the movie. What did Kabir do to bring back 'em ?
Still, It's not time for complaining, It's time to Celebrate, to Rejoice a wonderful movie, and to praise the Indians for their breathtaking performance to win the "Ain't Cricket" Twenty20.

Chak De ! India.

As I Recall

I've known Narender from my U.K.G along with other guy Prabhakar, who had left to other place in 4th Standard. Narender, was my Bench mate, my Copy guide during Exams, A Genius , A Mad Cricket Fan and One of the "Ocean Three".

Though we didn't try hard or give care to be in one bench, We ultimately landed up in the same bench,That harsh was the fate on us, Curse our Teachers. When I was a average Student [I Guess, I'm no more], He used to help me a lot in my exams to double my marks, We invented a lot of different copy practices on our own for our own sakes in fact for my own.

This Ocean 3 is Interesting, I don't know who started this.But this reminds me "Kids are Innocent,Who Said?"

We had a team of 3 when we were in Standard 3, The Dhoom Machale Team, Exclusively formed to stop the most happening "Theft" of that times in our classes. Everyday one or the other used to lose a Pencil or a Eraser or something which is worth of. Prabhakar,Naren and I, The three gr8 Intelligents contributed a little attention to it & came up with something which most of people don't anticipate. We used the theory from old sayings, "Thorn for a Thorn" ..and 'A Theft for a Theft", We made our eyes small, and disguised ourselves in Who? Who are we? "Thief Thief Thief". So what we gotta do now ?? Steal things before someone else steals, So that We won't give Mr.A a chance for his gain.

Well we started stealing things. Now people started losing things at a faster Rate, Prosperous.
Congrats and Kudos !! This Ocean 3 was about to do the most biggest burglary ever known if Prabhakar would not have put the breaks on.

How did he do it ? Well,I,Rajiv Seelam,lost my color Box !! A thief has been robbed !! Who is dare enough to intrude into our DEN [Yes, we use to hide things at a secret place]. But I guess I lost my own color box. Oh God, Now we all were astonished by the Twist. Who could steal from us ??. So,We thought we should stop our Dhoom hungama, for a span of time, and let all settle down.

But on a good sunny day the mystery unfolds itself, The one who stole my color box, was one of Ocean 3 !! What ?? Yeah,You heard it Right,Some one from our team did this mischief,Cheating !! He's none other than,Prabhakar.

So people, this is not to defame Prabhakar, Just I thought I would share it with you. The Ocean 3 ended up with some conditions laid by Broken Heart Rajiv {not to reveal our identities} on Prabhakar were : [They are Funny !!]

Rajiv : "Prabhakar, If i should keep my mouth shut, You should stop talking to your family."
Prabh: "Rajiv, How can i do it, After all It's my Family"
Rajiv : "Ok, Let me think of another punishment"
[After a while]
Rajiv : "You should sit on a tree for a whole night on a rainy day." [What was I thinking ?!! God knows]
Prabh: "Ok, This is ok." [What was he thinking, OMG !!]

Anyway none of these happened, Naren,Prabh and I are still best friends though we lose touch for big time sometimes. Well,Still,there's nothing to complain,These beautiful remnants make your life more special.


Well, Sorry for the spoiler, Aditya Chopra is considering our story for

::: Dhooom : "3" ::: :P

Thank you.


To spice up I would like to mention names and the things which we stole from them, I'm trying my best to recall,

1. K.Shiva [Class Leader, Sec C] : Mechanical Pencil.
2.Raaga Navya : Pencil, Naren forgot to bring pencil. So we thought why to buy !! Let's Steal Baby !!
3.Vijay : First Robbery, Mechanical Pencil, Actually we thought he was Mr.A :D

Sorry I don't remember many, but we had some 5-10 thefts in our basket.
Hi to all Friends !! Where ever you are, Rock !! All the best for everything.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Two Schools !!

Bollywood,more and more,People use this as a substitute for
Chopra's & Johar's & Khans !! But now,It's no wonder finding there
firms under pressure from the ubiquitous spread of Mani &
RGV with Bachchans,Doing things with Panache.
But Upcoming are not Substitute,No One Existing can Replace.
They have their Own Statements !!

Now Two Schools compete,Anyway my Hot Favvie Farhan can make
out !! K.J Should try once Without SRK,and show this world,
What he's ??[Though he can endure the Pejorative Publicity,He
Should Show that his movies are not illegitimate without SRK]
Did i forget to mention nyone,Ya,SLB & Ashutosh.They are Gems.
No,They are...It's on the tip of my tongue.Hmm,Hmm,Oh Yeah,They are Gods !!
People with slims chances to bite the dust [Filhaal!!]

With GURU,Mani proved,He's a Different Genre !! How did he manage to do that in 12 crores !! Jeez.
He Called all the talent of India,Marks to Rajeev Menon.
Cheers to A.R.Rahman,The Font of Music.Well,Many or Most people are Profoundly affected
by GURU,But,See,I Think he could have given a much better Screenplay [But,it didn't Spoil things,No Complaints.]
This will facilitate,Bolly,Naah,The Indian Cinema to make itself,OutStanding.

Well,We'll Talk about what made First school,a bit Flabby!![It's not about Box-Office,
Because money teems,After all They are Celebrities !!]
Actually,The thing which mattered the most was,The Way Second School made the movies,They didn't
cost an arm and a leg !! They were made Classic,Yes,I'm talking about,Classics,which
took I.C by storm,Sarkar,GURU,Rang De Basanti,Water[Well,Not Indian,Now they Regret],
They are Standard,Not Ordinary.On the Other Side,D:2,Krrish...People expect "Bolly" Kinda movies from the 1st school,
Hmm,Na,But they Made them Monotonous,not Bolly !! And KANK faces the same problem,
It was not made monotonous,but not "Bolly" either.So Wat ? Don't try to change the syllabus
of the school,If You Want,Change the School.Ya,It's Because,If KANK was from second school,
It would have made the difference.

Abhishek,who was a Big Failure at times in the first school,
turned into a monster now and who made him ??
It's the Second school!! Showed a Shadow,when he used to cleanly shave.And Now When
someone is doing the same,They Shaved cleanly !! The Standard.
Sarkar,GURU are the milestones,Wat next ? It Should be Sarkar-2 !!
So,Everyone tried in both schools,but Abhishek made it to a Kodak Moment,Y? How ?
In the First School,He's Son of Big B,Friend of Chopra's and Johar's.
In the Second School,He's Abhishek Bachchan.Safe Side.

Anyway this is not to hype Abhishek,Would be of Aish.This is about Bollywood and Indian Cinema
not being ONE.So,Bollywood look at things right,See Wat's making the diff.
Make Classics !!
I'll Pack up now.
Simple Summary,Useful.

1."DON",Farhan,Wow !! Man You Rock !! You should start a New School.And Start using Rahman.
2."Kabhi Alvida na Kehna",Karan,You are Best.How do make films,So Filmi ?? KANK,You were at best,Make it's Sequel.
3."Rang De Basanti",simply Superb.

Long Enough !!

I Think,now,It's Long enough.Time to Blog.Since I wrote,my last post,many things happened.
If You ask,Where were you all this time ?? Blame Varun.Whenever,I ask Varun to Update,All that he could give me is a Rain Check.

Telling you all about the things,in last few months is pretty difficult,but,I'll try to finish in short.
What I Hated most of 2006 is,D:2 & Krrish being Blockbusters !! And someone giving away,Best Music to Omkara !! Come on.Hmmm,Ya..I went on bender 3 times,On the verge of breaking my own records !!Alas !!,At last I made it last Saturday,7 RC's !!
The most memorable of '06, Me and My Date,sat Blissed out in the Sun/Moon Shine,Blissfully Ignorant of the Consequences.Well,We could work out a way !! So,I was able to keep the name in Stealth,managed to show someone else,before someone could get the wind of "Da Real She".2006 was Big.Bye-Bye.Good-Bye.Alvida.Sayonara.

2007,With Ganguly back to Team,Mani Ratnam creating Sensation,took a great start,Personally too.The Only Resolution I took is to ditch my Egghead,and make my life Peaceful.But don't bother,I Finish,Before I Start,My Resolution is on it's way to Hell !!
When you say Hell,All I Remember is "300",One of the most awaited.
"Spartans !! Tonight We Dine in Hell...Madness ?? This is Sparta !!"
Though there was no Enough Disaster,I'm Back to the Drawing Board !! To Make things Bigger.Yeah,Things are already Big,I Suppose,I'm Very pleased to say this,I'm Not an Average Joe.

So,This Year,I'll be Continuing my Vociferous Attitude and I'll try to be Gregarious and a bit less Garrulous,stop being a verbose speaker.Had enough Dry run's,Let's Play it hard !! With the Start line.. "Just gimme the Bottom Line Baby !! "