Who Da Hell is Varun ?

Black Edition:[Pirated,Highly Confidential]

l'll be Straight He's my Friend, a wish'd Friend,whom u were waitin' fingers crossed.
Though I'm Beyond him,I'm not Outta his League,'coz he figures/d out me,And if nyone Does this,i won't Let them Loose,at Heaven's cost.He's so Clever and Skilful,you would Fall For him before,It's Dawn,though he's the only Chump,Who takes Advice from me and I'm tickled pink to say i'm in those u can make him listen.Though,u Like it to Hype or not,Love for him is always in Air.He may be a Repurcussion,which u would never regret.He's Protentuous at Talking,hm,i'll invite him sometime to hav caffeine.

And now i'll Fling Out a thing,I wish u Write a Disclaimer for Urself,Dawg !!...He's So obsolete in Love,Argh!!.Though Love Wid a girl seems Documentarily Monotonous,You should have A Commercial,Fictious Approach !!

And now Some Special Attractions,
He'll Never Double Cross his Friends.He'll Fulfill all your Errands.He'll Whoop up ur Happiness.He'll Dig u Outta Nadir of Loneliness,Fear and Tear.He has Very Good Poise in Humour,never Witty.He'll Keep all ur Hush-hush under the Glass.He'll Keep u on right Track,When U Bark up a Wrong Tree !!.He never blows a chance, or a Task.His Aura Is Full of Colours.He's No believer in Hegemony,No Nerd,No Nutty,No Freak.He'll Never get in ur hair or will jump down ur throat.Sometimes Shoots off his mouth,but will not lock horns wid nyone usually.And to make it snappy,it'll cost An Arm and A leg,to have such a gr8 friend.


So,Don't be in a Dilemma.Setout,Go,Give a Try.Dis'll not go in Vain !!

P.S:He's Not Like Me And you are no GreenHorn to him.